Science Switchers Gifts

'Since we switched from discovering new lifesaving antibiotics to discovering new daiquiri drinks, our funding has tripled.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Ascent of Machine.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Booster shots

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Currently Boston

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Vaccine

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

Department of Nanotechnology

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

Charles Darwin

"Nasty sunburn."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.