Science Switchers T-Shirts

'Since we switched from discovering new lifesaving antibiotics to discovering new daiquiri drinks, our funding has tripled.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Ascent of Machine.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Booster shots

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

Currently Boston

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Vaccine

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

Department of Nanotechnology

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Charles Darwin

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"Nasty sunburn."

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."