City Switchers T-Shirts

Within your budget central London MIGHT be a problem. What about central Ulan Bator?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

City Boy.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

The Streets - Night

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

City Windfarms.

Corporate Whore.

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

Thumbing a Lift.

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'How would I know if the coast is clear-this is the middle of London!'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!