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"Remember to mention how we miss the change of seasons in L.A. It means so much to people who are still back here in New York

"I had second thoughts."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Pigeon Little

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

City Boy.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

The Streets - Night

Push for Disco...

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

City Windfarms.

Corporate Whore.

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Thumbing a Lift.

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

"I know. I miss him, too."

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

See you at Charing Cross!

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"