City Switcher Gifts

"Remember to mention how we miss the change of seasons in L.A. It means so much to people who are still back here in New York

"I had second thoughts."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Pigeon Little

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

City Boy.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

The Streets - Night

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Push for Disco...

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

City Windfarms.

'I remember when all this was fields.'

Corporate Whore.

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

See you at Charing Cross!

Thumbing a Lift.

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

"I know. I miss him, too."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."