Season Switcher Gifts

'Don't worry. We'll fit into these things by spring.'

'Trick or treat.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"You just missed him. Can you call back in the spring?"

"Dang, did I miss Summer?"

Snowman in the middle of summer asks: 'Is it cold, or is it just me?'

'Can't you kids find anything better to do with your summer holidays?'

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

Hotdish.

'I'd say that fall is just around the corner!'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"And this is what happens when the Equinox falls on Casual Fridays."

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"How?"

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

It's officially spring

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

Now we wait for the snow.

Happiness is blogging the first days of summer.

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

Signs of Fall

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

"And so it begins!"

They call me the Groundhog of Love. Romantically speaking, I can bring you an early spring. But if you see my shadow, you can expect six weeks of stalking.