Season Swapper Gifts

Person shovelling snow remembering the past

"Still stuck in the past there, Jim?"

"How?"

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Christmas tree exchange

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Trick or treat.'

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

Avoid Constant Borrowing

Signs of Fall

Hotdish.

'I'm coping.'

Bear hibernating with seasonal alarm-clock next to bed.

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

Leaf falling in the desert

Snowman in the middle of summer asks: 'Is it cold, or is it just me?'

Old Man Winter.

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

The fall.