Seasonal Switcher Gifts

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'I can't wait until July!... I can't until January!'

Indian Winter

Now we wait for the snow.

Old Man Winter.

Signs of Fall

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Snow flake

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Easter Egg Delivery

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

"How?"

'Trick or treat.'

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

September Song.

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

Hotdish.

How You Know It's Spring...

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

Happiness is blogging the first days of summer.

Artist paints tree which drops leaves.

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

'Don't worry. We'll fit into these things by spring.'

Spring time!