Seasonal Transitioner Gifts

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

"The winter blues are gone, but spring fever crept in and I still don't feel like going to school."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

'Trick or treat.'

September Song.

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

Hotdish.

Now we wait for the snow.

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

Signs of Fall

'Don't worry. We'll fit into these things by spring.'

Closed for winter. Reopens March 21st.

Winter & Spring

Bear hibernating with seasonal alarm-clock next to bed.

Final Liquidation Sale

"Summer may be ending, but thankfully wine is year round."

Snowman in the middle of summer asks: 'Is it cold, or is it just me?'

Leaf falling in the desert

'It's March, we're Mad Hares - and Larry is acting a little too normal if you ask me.'

The Headless Horseman in May.