Season Transition Gifts

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

The last hot dog of summer.

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

Signs of Fall

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

Closed for winter. Reopens March 21st.

"Summer may be ending, but thankfully wine is year round."

Fall, in summary...

'It's March, we're Mad Hares - and Larry is acting a little too normal if you ask me.'

April And May

"It's finally 'sweater on, then off, then on again' season."

Flower: 'Frost warning tonight' Second Flower: 'I guess this is goodbye'.

Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale

'It's time you changed your socks.'

Snow Globes In Spring

"Well, there goes my unread summer reading list, flying south for the winter."

Sigh ... Just when I was getting comfortable with my body again.

"Spring has sprung."

Last Day of Winter

"Are we officially past flu and allergy medications and into sunscreens and tick repellant?"

"Summer is over, Richard, so deal with it and start raking!"

Parting is such sweet sorrow...

Merle and Mildred knew that winter wasn't far behind when the flock of snowmen migrated into their area.

'Can't you do something, George? He's been saying goodbye for a week!'

"I knew I should have got stronger sun cream."

Winter is coming...