Seasonal Transition Expert Gifts

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"You've got to learn to let go."

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

September Song.

Spring/Summer/Winter

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

'Miss Cole hung it right next to Eddie Doan's sun.'

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

"She's had work."

Closed for winter. Reopens March 21st.

Santa Claus

"Ok, spring...we're REALLY ready for you..."

Melting Icicle

Bear hibernating with seasonal alarm-clock next to bed.

"It's springtime in our new product department."