Seasonal Transition Expert Mugs

I hate the first day of autumn. It's too late to complain about the heat, and it's too early to complain about the cold.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"You've got to learn to let go."

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

September Song.

Spring/Summer/Winter

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

'Miss Cole hung it right next to Eddie Doan's sun.'

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

God's Kitchen

"She's had work."

The End is Near.

Closed for winter. Reopens March 21st.

Santa Claus

"Ok, spring...we're REALLY ready for you..."

Melting Icicle

Bear hibernating with seasonal alarm-clock next to bed.