Seasonal Transition Gifts

Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'It's March, we're Mad Hares - and Larry is acting a little too normal if you ask me.'

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

Snow flake

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

The First Day of Fall.

The Month of August

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Fall in the Greek Temple

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

It's officially spring

Lion in Winter

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

Unsuitable clothing.

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

Autumn Dog

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.