Seasonal Transitions Gifts

"Still stuck in the past there, Jim?"

I hate the first day of autumn. It's too late to complain about the heat, and it's too early to complain about the cold.

Last Day of Winter

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Snow flake

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

The First Day of Fall.

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

The Month of August

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

Fall in the Greek Temple

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

It's officially spring

Lion in Winter

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

Unsuitable clothing.

Autumn Dog

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.