Seasonal Transitioning Gifts

"Well, there goes my unread summer reading list, flying south for the winter."

Snow flake

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

The First Day of Fall.

The Month of August

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Fall in the Greek Temple

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

It's officially spring

Lion in Winter

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

Unsuitable clothing.

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

Autumn Dog

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'