Seasonal Shifter Gifts

Brad doesn't know what to do with himself this time of year. He's lost between snowblowing and lawnmowing.

We have shade trees sign in window of garden supply. We have rakes in window of hardware store.

'Now that it's March, it's safe to put the snow shovels away, right?'

Leaf falling in the desert

"Fall back...spring ahead."

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Snow flake

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

The First Day of Fall.

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

The Month of August

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Fall in the Greek Temple

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

"How?"

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'Trick or treat.'

It's officially spring

Lion in Winter