Seasonal Shifter Gifts

Brad doesn't know what to do with himself this time of year. He's lost between snowblowing and lawnmowing.

We have shade trees sign in window of garden supply. We have rakes in window of hardware store.

'Now that it's March, it's safe to put the snow shovels away, right?'

Leaf falling in the desert

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Snow flake

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

The First Day of Fall.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

The Month of August

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"How?"

Fall in the Greek Temple

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

'Trick or treat.'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

It's officially spring

Lion in Winter

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

Unsuitable clothing.

Autumn Dog