City Switchers Gifts

Within your budget central London MIGHT be a problem. What about central Ulan Bator?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

City Boy.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

The Streets - Night

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

City Windfarms.

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Corporate Whore.

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Thumbing a Lift.

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'