Career Switcher Gifts

'I've changed my mind, instead of becoming 'Lord of the Jungle' I want to be a mechanical engineer.'

"Any experience?"

'So what you're telling me is you've been fired from the last 15 jobs you had.'

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

'I'm looking into a career change away from this 'King of the Jungle' thing.'

'I have a deep commitment to my job - at least until I can find another one.'

'I have lots of experience. I was a loan shark for a decade.'

'I want to be the first mountain goat to sail the seven seas...'

"The day I got this job was a real turning point in my career."

'I was a dog for years, but had to seek a new career when I lost my licence.'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Respected Professionals

"I think there's been a mistake. . . I applied for the caretakers job."

"So, how's the real estate business treating you?"

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'The boss used to own a bar before he went into business.'

"This is a place I can really see myself being downsized from."

'It quickly became apparent that Optometry was not the right career choice for Errol'.

'I got my experience for this doorman job as a lookout for my old gang.'

"Father, Mother, I want to become an engineer!"

Russell Rebrand

Simon Considers A Career Change

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

'I'm actually looking for a manual labourer...'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'I've found your niche, Wilson. I'm transferring you to our day care center!'

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Trade School. Going to trade school after our real estate business collapsed was a good idea! These days it's all about "vocation, vocation, vocation"!

I want to hire you, but first I need to know if you plan to come after my job. Because I hate my job and that would be awesome.

"I'm getting out of gold and going into porches."

Business for sale

"Please don't confess to me, Mr Brewster. I didn't even like confessions when I was a priest."

Where Are They Now?

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'