Career Switcher With Stories Gifts

'I see you've never been fired by an employer, but you have been fired at.'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

I'm stepping out to look for a better job...

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Planned service changes

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

"You're kidding! I used to be an economist myself!"

"Originally I wanted to be a stockbroker but found I fainted at the sight of money.''

'Right, I hope that gives you an idea of what the work is about, any questions?'

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

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"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

'We need someone bright, someone quick to take notice.'

"I've been promoted from barbarian pillager to management. Do you know how to tie a neck tie?"

"Any experience?"

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'