Career Switcher Admirer Gifts

"I used to be a GP, but I wanted a job with a bit more status...'

"i was a meterologist before becoming a physician. So don't be surprised if my diagnosis is way off."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'Get out there and keep your job!'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

"Any experience?"

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

Respected Professionals

The job is yours if you want it – but, of course, I'd expect you to sleep on it a few dozen times before deciding.

When staffing agencies screw up.

'So what you're telling me is you've been fired from the last 15 jobs you had.'

'And when I was fifteen, I ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm.'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Where Are They Now?