Party-switcher Admirer Gifts

"My campaign for president is what America needs...I've got all the bases covered. I was a liberal Democrat. I was a Republican and now I'm an Independent...which means I'm not one of those losers anymore!"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Masquerade

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Cheers

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

Gorgeous Groovers.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Vampire wih no reflection at fancy dress party

Mass Deportation Plan

'Hi, my name is Daniel.' 'And I am Thor,' thinks his penis.

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

"Does anyone know whose husband is under the coats?"

"Hey, everybody, look who's here!"

Myanmar Peace Talk

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

"Guess what Darling, Nigel's telephone number is exactly the same as my salary."

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

'You told Kyle Jen's secret? After two glasses of wine, it's going to be as secret as the Super Bowl.'

Two tired men on a train - 'Clubbing or parenting?'

Angela Merkel

Henry Campbell-Bannerman

"So you just assume that every stranger you meet with a vaguely Russian accent is some sort of bot?"

"Thank god our drinks are protected."

"I design tea-bags actually."

Man Exhausted From Dancing

Singing at the Party

Jerry shows off his costume for the rest home Halloween party.

"Those people look snobby."

'I saw your cosmetic surgeon on TV last night... Oh no, silly me, I'm getting mixed up with the late night Frankenstein movie.'