Career Crossover Fans Gifts

"Seats in all parts!"

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

Blend Schools

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'Get out there and keep your job!'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

"The pay will be commensurate with your ability to pull the wool over my eyes."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

'And when I was fifteen, I ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm.'

The job interview was more thorough than roger had anticipated.

You are more than your job description.

'So, you're looking for casual labour!'

'You don't have much of a work history, do you, Mr. Laren?'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'I've GOT it! - Winnie-the-Pooh VERSUS the Smurfs!'

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

"We can't offer you a golden parachute, however we do provide a very attractive escape hatch."

"I love my job!"

"We're looking for someone with a diverse skill set accompanied by an advanced sense of passive resignation."

'You call that ambition?'

"Well, besides 'being famous for being famous'... what life goals do you have?"

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

"You forget sometimes how much football owes to the dance."

Personnel Dept. The nice thing about your job is there will be no way to get a demotion.

The Joys of Retraining