Career Crosser Gifts

"When is an IT consultant like a plumber?"

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Caged Businessman

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Ace headhunters.

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Planned service changes

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

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"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

'From now on, Bob, you'll have to fetch your own newspaper and slippers. I'm ready for a career change.'

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."