Bridge Crosser Gifts

"Hi. I'm the bridge you said you'd cross when you came it."

Collies Without Borders

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

The Secret Life of Pugs

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

Couple in bed reading guide-books

Ducks crossing the Red Sea.

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

"I cross therefore I am."

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

'The Morning after the bridge night before.'

Games on a train.

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

"I know that this is a traditional migration route, but there's a new bridge just down river..."

"What the hell is a jack?"

"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"

"Oh, thank heavens!! A fourth!"

'The bridge club is ready to start, dear.'

Giraffe Bridge

A sporting sort - clubs , hearts, diamonds and spades for medals

Forbidden Travel to Cuba

Although adept at a great many other games, Muriel never quite got the hang of playing 'north' when invited over for bridge.

"I guess this is as good as it gets."

'For Heaven's sake Gerald, we all lead in the wrong suit some evenings.'

Another tense night of contract bridge ahead.

"No, Bob, you can't move all-in...we're playing Bridge!"

'Why does there have to be a reason?'

"No, it's not my ex-husband. Worse - my ex-bridge partner."