Entering Big Bucks County
Border Crossers Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the adventurous and bold nature of border crossers? Our collection offers humorous and thoughtful items that resonate with their love for crossing borders—be it physical, cultural, or metaphorical. Find something that celebrates their fearless approach to life and travel with products designed to inspire or entertain. Whether for a seasoned traveler or a curious explorer at heart, these gifts will tick all the boxes for a fun, meaningful, and adventurous surprise.
Collies Without Borders
Schengen
UK border controls relaxed.
Europe and immigration.
Viva Belarus!
Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!
After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.
"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."
"It's marzipan pigs."
"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."
Belarus lets immigrants into Europe
Crossing Borders
Frontex
"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"
'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.
UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.
"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."
'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'
'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'
Passport Photo
"Look! Stem cells and Lipitor from Uncle Henri in Quebec."
Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside
"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"
"Sorry, Celesteville remains banned."
US Asylum
"Maximum quarantine protocol."
Europe
"Suspected illegal alien."
Muslim Screening Test
Last Customs Post Before the Border
Land's End
U.S. Customs.
Border Crossers Gifts Collection
Border Crossers Mugs
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Border Crossers Prints
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Border Crossers T-Shirts
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