Boundary Crosser Gifts

Philosophy trespassers will be...

Collies Without Borders

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'Maybe we should start the meeting with a 'Getting to know each other' ice-breaker. Would anyone like to share their sexual fantasies?'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"You let people walk all over you."

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

Learning to say 'no'

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Land's End

"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

Great to see you! Give us a big hug!!' Doctors without Boundaries.

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."

Forbidden Travel to Cuba

Woman aims pepper spray at man who tries to kiss her using mistletoe.

How a big hitter perceives the world, various objects outside of pitch numbered as points

"I guess we've crossed into Germany by accident."

Control Freaks Without Borders

"He definitely doesn't want to see anybody."

"At least we can still be friends!"