Boundary Protector Gifts

"Man, you can really learn a lot about somebody by reading her diary."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

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"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

'Hey, get out of my space!'

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'Maybe we should start the meeting with a 'Getting to know each other' ice-breaker. Would anyone like to share their sexual fantasies?'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"You let people walk all over you."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

"What part of this don't you understand?"

"Whoa now, hold on hold on! I just wanted to read that sign there. I couldn't see it from the road."

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

Learning to say 'no'

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

Great to see you! Give us a big hug!!' Doctors without Boundaries.

The good news is, I'm going to let you work from home. The bad news is, I'm moving in with you.

'Listen Simkins, when I said that you could always come to me with you problems, I meant during office hours!'