Boundary Line Defender Gifts

Japanese Leylandii Rage.

Touring Cyclist

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"This is an open-space office. How can they accuse us of insider trading?"

"You let people walk all over you."

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Learning to say 'no'

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

Boxer Scarecrow Fends of the Crows.

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

Venn Diatribe

The dominant male leaves a pungent marker to identify his territory. It's a warning to others...keep away!

Woman aims pepper spray at man who tries to kiss her using mistletoe.

'I have difficulty setting boundaries.'

Control Freaks Without Borders

"He definitely doesn't want to see anybody."

"That was my answering cervix."

Sir Dudley Emerson-Evans-personal description

"We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray."

"What are boundaries?"