Boundary Line Defender Pillows

Japanese Leylandii Rage.

Touring Cyclist

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"You let people walk all over you."

"This is an open-space office. How can they accuse us of insider trading?"

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"What part of this don't you understand?"

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Learning to say 'no'

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

The good news is, I'm going to let you work from home. The bad news is, I'm moving in with you.

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'

Boxer Scarecrow Fends of the Crows.

Venn Diatribe

The dominant male leaves a pungent marker to identify his territory. It's a warning to others...keep away!

Woman aims pepper spray at man who tries to kiss her using mistletoe.

"What? Too personal too soon?"

'I have difficulty setting boundaries.'

Control Freaks Without Borders

"He definitely doesn't want to see anybody."

"We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray."

"That was my answering cervix."

"What are boundaries?"