Boundary Balancer Pillows

The good news is, I'm going to let you work from home. The bad news is, I'm moving in with you.

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"You let people walk all over you."

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"What part of this don't you understand?"

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

Learning to say 'no'

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

'Listen Simkins, when I said that you could always come to me with you problems, I meant during office hours!'

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."

"Before we get too deeply involved..."

Venn Diatribe

Woman aims pepper spray at man who tries to kiss her using mistletoe.

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

Japanese Leylandii Rage.

"What do you do for the holiday? Would you like to join me, er, us?"