Boundary Balancer Gifts

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"You let people walk all over you."

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

Learning to say 'no'

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'

'Listen Simkins, when I said that you could always come to me with you problems, I meant during office hours!'

"Before we get too deeply involved..."

Venn Diatribe

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

Woman aims pepper spray at man who tries to kiss her using mistletoe.

'I know some of your students are disruptive, but don't let your temper explode, Count down before blasting off,'

"What do you do for the holiday? Would you like to join me, er, us?"

Japanese Leylandii Rage.