Boundary Guardian Gifts

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

Earth Day Summit.

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"You let people walk all over you."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

Monkey steeling Eggs. Bird attacking monkey.

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Deer sitting in house surrounded by mounted human heads.

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

Learning to say 'no'