Boundary Explorer Gifts

"Jack! I've told you before...just because I'm your family doctor and you live next door does not mean you can phone me whenever you want! Even if my house is on fire!"

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

"You let people walk all over you."

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Learning to say 'no'

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

Land's End

"Do you mind?!"

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"

Great to see you! Give us a big hug!!' Doctors without Boundaries.

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'

How a big hitter perceives the world, various objects outside of pitch numbered as points

"Hey Michelle, it's me. Have you had enough time to yourself yet?"

Woman aims pepper spray at man who tries to kiss her using mistletoe.

"What? Too personal too soon?"

'I have difficulty setting boundaries.'

"He definitely doesn't want to see anybody."

"That was my answering cervix."