Boundary Seeker Gifts

How a big hitter perceives the world, various objects outside of pitch numbered as points

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"You let people walk all over you."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

Land's End

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"

Learning to say 'no'

Great to see you! Give us a big hug!!' Doctors without Boundaries.

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."

'Listen Simkins, when I said that you could always come to me with you problems, I meant during office hours!'

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

"Before we get too deeply involved..."