Boundary Seeker Gifts

How a big hitter perceives the world, various objects outside of pitch numbered as points

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"You let people walk all over you."

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

Learning to say 'no'

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Land's End

Great to see you! Give us a big hug!!' Doctors without Boundaries.

'Listen Simkins, when I said that you could always come to me with you problems, I meant during office hours!'

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

"Before we get too deeply involved..."

"Hey Michelle, it's me. Have you had enough time to yourself yet?"