Boundary Examiner Gifts

"I have a problem with boundaries."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Examiners.

"Office of quality assurance"

Man guarding a written border.

"Smart Arse"

Lambs to the Slaughter

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

Examiners Nightmare.

Grading Guidelines.

'No, you can't take a mulligan on your test.'

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

Land's End

Learning to say 'no'

Great to see you! Give us a big hug!!' Doctors without Boundaries.

Joe's Drive-Thru Testing Center

'...and it's up to each candidate to select what he or she thinks is the least incorrect answer.'

'Welcome to Edexcel enter through the door on right.'

'Sorry you've failed'

Driving Test Centre: Letters and Bribes.