Boundary Observer Gifts

Great to see you! Give us a big hug!!' Doctors without Boundaries.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'The circle is complete!'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

Astronaut Selfie.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

Impractical Gardener.

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

"Is this your work?"

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

Presidential Medal of Freedom

'If there is an unlimited supply of something....mortality is that it make our time finite....I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

'They do have a dog next door but I've been assured he doesn't bark.'

"So son, this is the no-fly zone I was telling you about: although they are trying to shoot clay pigeons, it is safer to avoid the area altogether..."

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

'That cloud looks like a sheep.'

'Justice delayed means more time for billing.'