The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.
Border Observer Gifts
Searching for a gift for a border observer? Explore our fun and thoughtful selection of products that celebrate curiosity, vigilance, and the unique perspective of those who keep an eye on the borders of our world. Whether they enjoy observing from afar or consider themselves a watchful guardian, our collection offers a variety of humorous and meaningful options to delight any enthusiast of the border-watching hobby.
Schengen
UK border controls relaxed.
Europe and immigration.
Viva Belarus!
Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!
"It's marzipan pigs."
"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."
Crossing Borders
Frontex
"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."
Belarus lets immigrants into Europe
'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'
"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.
"Is this your work?"
'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'
'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'
Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside
Passport Photo
Europe
'A little discretion would have worked wonders for your business.'
US Asylum
"Maximum quarantine protocol."
"Suspected illegal alien."
Land's End
"Sorry, Celesteville remains banned."
Last Customs Post Before the Border
Muslim Screening Test
'Why do birds fly south for winter?'
Great to see you! Give us a big hug!!' Doctors without Boundaries.
"It's to stop Americans getting in if Trump's elected."
"Which countries have you visited recently?"
Something To Declare. - "Air safety is a problem and our food is overpriced..."
Border Observer Gifts Collection
Border Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of border observer mugs and find a witty, charming gift that celebrates their watchful spirit.
Border Observer Pillows
Check out our pillows for border observers—comfortable, decorative, and full of personality.
Border Observer Prints
Browse our prints featuring border observer themes—ideal for inspiring their curiosity and showcasing their unique interest.
Border Observer T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts designed for border observers—fun, clever, and perfect for showing off their keen eye.