Border Observer Prints

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

Schengen

UK border controls relaxed.

Europe and immigration.

Viva Belarus!

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

"It's marzipan pigs."

"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."

Crossing Borders

Frontex

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.

"Is this your work?"

'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'

'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'

Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside

Passport Photo

Europe

'A little discretion would have worked wonders for your business.'

US Asylum

"Maximum quarantine protocol."

"Suspected illegal alien."

Land's End

"Sorry, Celesteville remains banned."

Last Customs Post Before the Border

Muslim Screening Test

'Why do birds fly south for winter?'

Great to see you! Give us a big hug!!' Doctors without Boundaries.

"It's to stop Americans getting in if Trump's elected."

"Which countries have you visited recently?"

Something To Declare. - "Air safety is a problem and our food is overpriced..."