Border Chaos Observer Gifts

Dover Brexit jams

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

That's What Happens

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Aleppo & the World

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Not So Into This One

Massive ICE raids announced

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

Genocide in Gaza

"Is this your work?"

'What was all that yelling outside?'

Israel's next move?

Land's End

'If there is an unlimited supply of something....mortality is that it make our time finite....I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'

Meddling in Iraq

'Why do birds fly south for winter?'

Great to see you! Give us a big hug!!' Doctors without Boundaries.

"It's to stop Americans getting in if Trump's elected."

"So son, this is the no-fly zone I was telling you about: although they are trying to shoot clay pigeons, it is safer to avoid the area altogether..."

Our friends aren't the only thing headed south, Fred.

"There go the accountants. Yessiree, down South for the winter. Of course, they'll be back in time for tax season..."

'… and another thing ... when we go south, it's pronounced 'bird', not 'boid'.'

'He says he knows exactly where we're coming from.'

Fortress America

Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"

Bird sitting on pool cueball, as though it is an egg.

Man trips over a border.

Putin is distressed

Russia Offers Ukrainian's a Humanitarian Corridor to Russia

Stop Canadian terrorist beaver!

Walls protecting the USA.