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Dover Brexit jams

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

Aleppo & the World

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Massive ICE raids announced

"Is this your work?"

Genocide in Gaza

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

'What was all that yelling outside?'

Land's End

Israel's next move?

'If there is an unlimited supply of something....mortality is that it make our time finite....I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'

'Why do birds fly south for winter?'

Great to see you! Give us a big hug!!' Doctors without Boundaries.

"It's to stop Americans getting in if Trump's elected."

"So son, this is the no-fly zone I was telling you about: although they are trying to shoot clay pigeons, it is safer to avoid the area altogether..."

"There go the accountants. Yessiree, down South for the winter. Of course, they'll be back in time for tax season..."

'… and another thing ... when we go south, it's pronounced 'bird', not 'boid'.'

'He says he knows exactly where we're coming from.'

Fortress America

Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"

Man trips over a border.

Putin is distressed

Russia Offers Ukrainian's a Humanitarian Corridor to Russia

Bird sitting on pool cueball, as though it is an egg.

Stop Canadian terrorist beaver!

Walls protecting the USA.

Irish Border