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Land's End

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

UK border controls relaxed.

Collies Without Borders

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"We should get out to the country more often."

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"It's marzipan pigs."

Frontex

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Hiker's right of way.

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"No no, you haven't inadvertently crossed into Canada, it's me who's on vacation in the USA..."

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

'I told you to get a move on, now you're completely overgrown.'

Artist Satying in the Country

"I know that this is a traditional migration route, but there's a new bridge just down river..."

Forbidden Travel to Cuba

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."

'He says he knows exactly where we're coming from.'

Giraffe Bridge

Farmers

Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"

Country Pub Walk

"They've certainly got some pretty quaint place names in this part of the world.

Dog Gate Accident

Few knew that Howie Mandel had once worked for Canada customs.