Border Explorer Mugs

Land's End

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

UK border controls relaxed.

Collies Without Borders

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

"We should get out to the country more often."

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"It's marzipan pigs."

Crossing Borders

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

Frontex

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

Hiker's right of way.

"No no, you haven't inadvertently crossed into Canada, it's me who's on vacation in the USA..."

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

'I told you to get a move on, now you're completely overgrown.'

"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"

"I know that this is a traditional migration route, but there's a new bridge just down river..."

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

Artist Satying in the Country

Farmers

Giraffe Bridge

'He says he knows exactly where we're coming from.'

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

Forbidden Travel to Cuba

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."

Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"

Dog Gate Accident

Remember Rudy Park, my college roommate? He just tipped me off to breaking news. Some geological disaster across the bridge. Wow. You should totally go cover that. I'm glad you think so, 'cause it wouldn't really be responsible to take a 2-year-old to a geological disaster. Could you watch my boy for a few days? On second thought, that's a boring story. Nobody wants to hear about that. He's almost potty trained. Sorry, I have a ... work ... ish thing.

Country Pub Walk