Border Adventurer Mugs

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

Land's End

"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

Relaxation of the visa regime.

Last Exit Before Troll

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

Forbidden Travel to Cuba

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

'Sure, but what if the melting pot boils OVER?'

Fat Biker: 'Maybe I shouldn't trust this bridge that much.'

Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Not a Cage/Not a Citizen

Man trips over a border.

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you AT LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

"I guess we've crossed into Germany by accident."

Now Entering China

'...straight down there and turn left after the third squashed hedgehog.'

'I have difficulty setting boundaries.'

Walls protecting the USA.

Irish Border

"Tia Carmen says you guys are from Chicago. What part?"

'Sorry for checking but we were tipped off that trucks may be trying to smuggle illegal immigrants across the border.'

Walking Tourist.