Border Adventurer Gifts

"You forgot to tell him about the cigars and liquor under the seats, Dad."

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

Crossing Borders

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."

Land's End

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

'Sure, but what if the melting pot boils OVER?'

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

Relaxation of the visa regime.

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

Last Exit Before Troll

Forbidden Travel to Cuba

Fat Biker: 'Maybe I shouldn't trust this bridge that much.'

Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"I guess we've crossed into Germany by accident."

Man trips over a border.

Not a Cage/Not a Citizen

Now Entering China

'...straight down there and turn left after the third squashed hedgehog.'

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you AT LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

'I have difficulty setting boundaries.'

Irish Border

Walls protecting the USA.

"Tia Carmen says you guys are from Chicago. What part?"

'Sorry for checking but we were tipped off that trucks may be trying to smuggle illegal immigrants across the border.'

Maybe you shouldn't move to Canada to avoid getting married. Canada border. Besides, your fiance seems nice - if a wee bit demanding. Huh? How do you know? I've come to save my lass! Americans are so loud.