Borderline Adventurer Gifts

Now Entering China

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"How's the salmon?"

Shoot For The Moon

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

A bit of Newlyn.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Information...

Pub Kendo.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'Ed,did you remember to bring the insect repellent?'

Extreme Sheepherding

"But mom, he followed us home!"

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"Do require a certain twist, Cousin!"

"Remember what we were told, stand perfectly still."

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

"Son, we must never drink from the forbidden plant."