Border Adventure Seeker Gifts

Large dog going through customs

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Collies Without Borders

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

Crossing Borders

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"Skunk! How is it?"

Tunnel of Dove.

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

Snowmen

"We definitely weren't that happy on our way up."

"Hey, look...Reverend Brown is here too!"

This scrimmage, I'll assess your individual talents. Coach. I'll be checking out each of you! Though that would have been easier

"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

'I got to sit down. I feel a pain in my lower back coming on.'

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

Land's End

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

Relaxation of the visa regime.

"Great. See you in spring."

Danger! Quicksand.