Maybe you shouldn't move to Canada to avoid getting married. Canada border. Besides, your fiance seems nice - if a wee bit demanding. Huh? How do you know? I've come to save my lass! Americans are so loud.
Border Escapist Gifts
Looking for a gift for a border escapist? Celebrate their love of borders, boundaries, and the thrill of crossing with thoughtful, creative gifts that inspire adventure and new horizons. Whether they love exploring new places or simply dreaming of distant lands, these products are an ideal way to ignite their wanderlust and spark their creative spirit. Find something special that resonates with their adventurous soul and sense of limitless exploration. Perfect for those who see borders as opportunities, not limits.
"Tia Carmen says you guys are from Chicago. What part?"
"Ahhh... close enough."
Woman dreaming about being on vacation.
'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'
'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'
A desert island with a knotted palm tree
Ice fisher.
'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'
'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'
He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.
Crowded Ice Fishing
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'
"Now you can send it."
'See you in two weeks!'
Saved...life is good!
'...I said we've been marooned.'
Skier and his dog.
Where cartoon characters go on holiday...
"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."
"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."
'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'
"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."
Man fishing while aliens invade.
"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"
'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'
"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."
'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'
'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'
'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'
No early morning tea past this landing
'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'
Blowing up the camping mattress.
'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'
Border Escapist Gifts Collection
Border Escapist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate border escapism—perfect for dreamers and explorers who love to start their day inspired by adventure.
Border Escapist Pillows
Find pillows that bring wanderlust into your loved ones' homes—comfortable reminders of border escapism and adventure.
Border Escapist Prints
Decorate with prints that capture the excitement of crossing borders and exploring new horizons, inspiring every day with a sense of adventure.
Border Escapist T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that embody the spirit of border crossing and exploration—ideal for adventurers and boundary crosser enthusiasts.