Border Enthusiasts Gifts

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"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

House Hunters of the Old West

'Davy Crockett's divorce.'

Land's End

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

The wall of the dead.

"It's to stop Americans getting in if Trump's elected."

Picasso in El Paso.

"It's a big responsibility but I believe I can be both 'Joe six pack' and 'Joe six gun'."

"I only use it for self definition."

'Sure, but what if the melting pot boils OVER?'

"But - you've allowed eleven million illegal immigrants into the U.S. - it's still a problem...."

Relaxation of the visa regime.

Fortress America

"Can a ten year old really declare his room a self-proclaimed state?"

Man trips over a border.

In 1882, accountant Desmond Mullens unwittingly rides into an intense frontier conflict.

'I have difficulty setting boundaries.'

Walls protecting the USA.

Irish Border

Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.

Statue of liberty surrounded by barbed wire

"Looks like Congress decided to get serious about securing the border."

"You DO want protection, don't you?"

The US has many problems.

Large dog going through customs

A woman places traffic cones around herself in bed.

'I go to Canada for my heart medicine and to Mexico for my pain killers and write off the trips for medical expenses.'

Problems at British customs

Borders