Border Enthusiasts Gifts

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

House Hunters of the Old West

'Davy Crockett's divorce.'

The wall of the dead.

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

Land's End

"It's to stop Americans getting in if Trump's elected."

Picasso in El Paso.

"It's a big responsibility but I believe I can be both 'Joe six pack' and 'Joe six gun'."

"I only use it for self definition."

"But - you've allowed eleven million illegal immigrants into the U.S. - it's still a problem...."

'Sure, but what if the melting pot boils OVER?'

Relaxation of the visa regime.

Fortress America

"Can a ten year old really declare his room a self-proclaimed state?"

Man trips over a border.

Border Tunnel

In 1882, accountant Desmond Mullens unwittingly rides into an intense frontier conflict.

'I have difficulty setting boundaries.'

Walls protecting the USA.

Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.

Irish Border

"You DO want protection, don't you?"

"You forgot to tell him about the cigars and liquor under the seats, Dad."

Statue of liberty surrounded by barbed wire

"Looks like Congress decided to get serious about securing the border."

Large dog going through customs

A woman places traffic cones around herself in bed.

The US has many problems.

Borders

'I go to Canada for my heart medicine and to Mexico for my pain killers and write off the trips for medical expenses.'