Border Adventure Seeker Pillows

Large dog going through customs

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Collies Without Borders

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

Tunnel of Dove.

"Skunk! How is it?"

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

"Hey, look...Reverend Brown is here too!"

"We definitely weren't that happy on our way up."

Land's End

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

'I got to sit down. I feel a pain in my lower back coming on.'

Snowmen

"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

Danger! Quicksand.

Relaxation of the visa regime.

"Great. See you in spring."

Forbidden Travel to Cuba