Border Story Explorer Pillows

So Much For Reform

Collies Without Borders

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

Crossing Borders

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"

Land's End

"It's to stop Americans getting in if Trump's elected."

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

Forbidden Travel to Cuba

Relaxation of the visa regime.

Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"

Now Entering China

"I guess we've crossed into Germany by accident."

Not a Cage/Not a Citizen

Man trips over a border.

Irish Border

Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.

Walls protecting the USA.

"Tia Carmen says you guys are from Chicago. What part?"

"You forgot to tell him about the cigars and liquor under the seats, Dad."

'Sorry for checking but we were tipped off that trucks may be trying to smuggle illegal immigrants across the border.'

Large dog going through customs

Maybe you shouldn't move to Canada to avoid getting married. Canada border. Besides, your fiance seems nice - if a wee bit demanding. Huh? How do you know? I've come to save my lass! Americans are so loud.

Entering Big Bucks County

The US has many problems.

"Jack! I've told you before...just because I'm your family doctor and you live next door does not mean you can phone me whenever you want! Even if my house is on fire!"

Borders

Problems at British customs

'I go to Canada for my heart medicine and to Mexico for my pain killers and write off the trips for medical expenses.'

'MEXICO!'

US unemployed sneak into Mexico.

"I'm not illegal, I am expediting my immigration status."